Episodes

Sunday Apr 09, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 178: Perfect Things Happen to Perfect Things
Sunday Apr 09, 2017
Sunday Apr 09, 2017
In this episode, SPJ returns and questions the names of everything. Milky is curious about Prince Alberts. Pouch is accused of enjoying animals getting into fisticuffs with humans. Expect SPOILERS during Semi-Plot.
Pouch here. SPJ is back and seemingly questioning everything in life, causing him to formulate several mysteries. As usual, it was a riot hearing him wonder why things have their names. Intro/outro: Ailiph Doepa - Mashed Potatoes.
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Big Fucking Pillow Fight Across Several Cities
Badass Teenager Punches a Fucking Shark
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Apr 02, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 177: The Aswang?!
Sunday Apr 02, 2017
Sunday Apr 02, 2017
In this episode, Paco returns so soon and brings forth a serial killer that impresses the guys. Pouch drove to Orlando and took a route that scared him. Milky shows off his prowess in cunninlingus.
Pouch here. Paco's back because SPJ has been very predisposed at first. We'll try to get him back on next week, we swear. We got a good episode with her though. Her Serial Killer of the Day is pretty impressive. Intro/outro: Blitzkid - Mr. Gore.
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App Allows You to Upload Your Fucking Pussy-Licking Skills
Cocaine Hidden in Fucking Bananas
Paco's Tacos
Pouch's Fajitas: Real Life Crimes Dumber Twists than Any Crime Show
Hallucinating Thai Mother Cooks and Eats her Children
Serial Killer of the Day: Mikhail Popkov
Paco's Extra Condiments:
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Mar 26, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 176: Pouchtronus
Sunday Mar 26, 2017
Sunday Mar 26, 2017
In this episode, Ness is on a journey to find his spirit animal, despite PC Bob's protests. Pouch didn't watch movies in the 90s. Milky finds more names for the uncircumcised penis.
Pouch here. Ness seems to have become extremely introspective since turning 30. He seems to be pondering on a lot of different things. Thankfully, he's still metal as fuck. Intro/outro: Stone Sour - Through Glass.
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Woman Tries to Smuggle Cocaine into Prison Using a Fucking Bible
Park in China Starts Rationing Fucking Toilet Paper with Facial Recognition
Man Gets Sight Back with the Use of a Fucking Tooth
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Mar 19, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 175: Third World Dick
Sunday Mar 19, 2017
Sunday Mar 19, 2017
In this episode, Paco returns and attempts to explain the logistics of gay sex. Milky expresses his hatred of koalas. Pouch can't quite grasp a certain fetish.
Pouch here. Paco's back. It's her first appearance since her return from Uruguay, where she apparently observed the differences between Uruguayan and America children. Also, I think she really likes cannibalism. Intro/outro: Rammstein - Mein Teil
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Baby Born with 4 Fucking Legs and 2 Dicks
Town in Oregon is Available up for Fucking Sale
Paco's Tacos
Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 7)
Armin Meiwes, Still from video
Prison Guards Describe the Most Disturbing Things They Saw
Paco's Extra Condiments:
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Mar 12, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 174: This Booty Laced
Sunday Mar 12, 2017
Sunday Mar 12, 2017
In this episode, the boys celebrate 5 years of DLP with SPJ. Milky agrees with SPJ about everything. Pouch's imagination is captured.
Pouch here. SPJ seems hype as fuck since the last time he was on. We briefly celebrate the fact that SPJ has been on since the beginning... and that he was on every episode ending in "69." Intro/Outro: Patrick Stump - Who's the (Bat) Man
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Monowi, Nebraska - a Village of One fucking Person
Someone Bought Hitler's Fucking Mobile Phone
Brothel in Barcelona Started Using Realistic Fuck Dolls
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 170: Cocaine Holiday
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
In this episode, Ness returns and although he's never committed any of the crimes discussed herein, he has some pointers. Milky and Ness have a very SPOILER-filled discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's Split. Pouch is still paranoid about the Bootyhole Senpai.
Pouch here. We almost didn't have Ness on, but through some serendipity, he came on! So be thankful! The guys felt the need to talk about the movie Split in lieu of a Metal Ness. It'll be back. Enjoy it in the meantime. Intro/outro: Journey - Don't Stop Believing.
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Guy Tries to Smuggle 24 Gallons of Fucking Moonshine as Water
Zoo Wants Female Orangutans to Fuck, has Them Choose Mate via Tablet
Stitches Gets Arrested for being a Fucking Stupid, Confident Person
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, and Returns to Fucking Gamble
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 169: Sweet Meat
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
In this episode, SPJ returns to preach the brilliance of Baller Blockin and review Chode One. Pouch is weirded out by a co-worker. Milky thinks that Fred Dorst is a snitch.
Pouch here. SPJ is back. We lost a fantastic episode while attempting to record. We'll briefly explain it in the episode. We had a lot of energy and we obviously missed SPJ if we recorded twice and each time, it was fucking hysterical. Unfortunately, you will never hear the lost 5 minutes of the first episode we attempted to record that day. Intro/outro: Minnesota - Lil Yachty
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Someone tried to Smuggle 3,000 Fucking Pounds of Weed Disguised as Watermelons
Man has the World's Largest Dick, 19 Fucking Inches
Road Covered in Skittles, Meant to Feed our Fucking Cattle
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Jan 15, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 167: The Bidet Story
Sunday Jan 15, 2017
Sunday Jan 15, 2017
In this episode, Ness returns to regale us on his encounter with a Metal God. Pouch watches the LGBT channel, LOGO. Milky knows a lot about bidets.
Pouch here. Ness is back after about a month off and it looks like he's been sitting on a great story for a while. Listen in to see which Metal God he got to hang out with. Intro/outro: Tongo - Chop Suey.
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Tokyo Fucking Installs Smartphone Wipes in the Bathroom
A Fucking Tarantula Kills and Eats a Snake
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Dropping Loads Episode 164: Dat Jew Hate
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
In this episode, Gad returns and he's very impressed with Rogue One. Pouch reflects on 2016. Milky just wants the cops to pay for his car window if they break it.
Pouch here. Who knew we'd end the year off with Gad? We tried to get another Semi-Permanent, but unfortunately, the one we had in mind was far too busy because of Christmas... so we had to bring in a ringer again. Thanks for 2016, guys. We'll see you in 2017. Intro/Outro: Michael Giacchino - Hope (from the original soundtrack of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story).
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Guy Gets Fucking Stabbed Twice Within Hours
Cops Break into a Car because They Thought that an Old Woman had Fucking Frozen to Death
Two Chicks Chuck a Few Fucking Dildos at an Armed Burglar
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Dropping Loads Episode 163: Koalas Got Gonorrhea
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
In this episode, SPJ lectures us on the mechanics of slanging dicks. Pouch reports on his time in Dallas. The guys continue their ongoing debate on threesomes.
Pouch here. Glad to be back after a week off. I had a lot of fun recording this episode, so I hope it shows. Someone please let us know what your rules on threesomes are, because we need to settle this debate. Also, don't forget that the Don Francisco Promise Historia will be released here on December 28th, 2016. Intro/outro: The Polyphonic Spree - Sonic Bloom.
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Australian Man Punches a fucking Kangaroo in the Face
Company Looking for a fucking Emoji Translator
Fucking Great Rich Dude Pays for All Layaway Items at Walmart
Shit We Mentioned
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