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Dropping Loads Episode 133: I'm Parched

In this episode, Ness returns and we talk about his recent appearance on Green Up podcast. Milky believes that there's only about 5 states in the US. The guys talk to a Swedish person. 

Pouch here. This episode had one of those rare occasions where something I planned actually went well. I just found out about the Swedish Number that day and was worried that we weren't going to be able to reach anyone at that late hour. Thankfully, Edwin saved the day with his insomnia. Intro/Outro: Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle,

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Bank Robbers Use Tin Foil to Elude Burglar Alarms

The Swedish Number: http://www.theswedishnumber.com

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Dropping Loads Episode 132: Armed, Dangerous, Enormous Rectum Featuring Lance Manion

In this episode, author/blogger Lance Manion returns and updates us on his chinchilla lifestyle. Milky attempted to bed a female cop, while Pouch can't believe what Lance is saying. 

Pouch here. We kinda missed our ol' buddy Lance Manion after recently celebrating National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. We were not disappointed. As usual, Lance has us doubling over from laughing at the most offensive shit you'll ever hear. Intro/Outro: Ludacris - Stand Up. 

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Florida Man Leads Police Through High-speed Chase, with Key in Asshole

Hobbits are Extinct and We're to Blame

Guy Builds Robot that Looks Like ScarJo

Chinese Morticians Use 3D Printing Tech to Restore Bodies

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Speedy Gonzales Movie

Voice of Admiral Ackbar Dies

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Dropping Loads Episode 131: Please, It's Too Much

In this episode, Smokira Koryama reviews Pepsi Sakura, while SPJ reviews Batman x Superman: Dong of Justice with tons of SPOILERS. Pouch accidentally brings a Florida Dog article. 

Pouch here. SPJ is back and he's reviewing a soda? That was not planned. He just happened to pick up the bottle at Milky Way Studios literally an hour before we started recording. It gave a good amount of contents, I think. SPOILERS for those who haven't seen Batman v Superman. Intro/outro: 2 Unlimited - Get Ready for This.

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Florida Dog

Nurse Takes Picture of Unconcious Patient's Dick

Man Lives in a Box in a House

Gun Folds Up to Look like Phone

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Dropping Loads Epiosde 130: Black People Can't Time Travel

In this episode, the guys welcome back Random Guy Serge. RGS comes back to once again weigh in on raising children and how certain ethnicities can't travel through time. Milky has something to say about homeschooled people. 

Pouch here. I managed to convince RGS to come back for a full episode with Milky. It was a surprise even to him as I refused to tell him who are next guest was. It was a great episode that showcased exactly our chemistry with Serge. Intro/outro: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town.

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Eleven year old Kid Leads High Speed Police Chase in Cement Truck

Easter Bunny Brawl in New Jersey

New Zealand Domino's Wants to Deliver Pizza in Robot

School Administrators Union in France Want to Allow Smoking in School to Fight Terrorism

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Captain America: Civil War Trailer

Andy Wachowski becomes Lilly Wachowski

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Dropping Loads Episode 129: Whose Titties These Be

In this episode, Ness went to an Iron Maiden concert and returns to tell the story, while we learn about Pouch's ever-vigilant sphincter. 

Pouch here. This episode got away from me. I have no idea what Ness and Milky are talking about through a quarter of it. But hey, it was funny as shit. Intro/outro: In Flames - Clayman

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Florida Man Shits and Pisses in Cop Car after High-speed Chase

Shit Geyser and the Poor Woman

Tittygram

Metal Ness

Iron Maiden concert

In Flames - 3 devil horns and 1 middle finger out of 5 devil horns

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Dropping Loads Episode 128: The Ghost of Japan

In this episode, Paco returns from her trip to Uruguay and spins quite a different yarn from Milky's. Pouch finds Paco's smile creepy. Milky is unimpressed with everything. 

Pouch here. Paco's back and her version of the Uruguay trip is much different from Milky's. She's a bit different, and we, of course, shit on her for it. Intro/outro: Japan - Ghosts. 

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Traffic Halted because of a Nude Chick on Top of a Semi-Truck

Dog Found Behind Wheel of a Semi-Truck after Crash

Paco's Tacos

Mummified Man Found on Boat

Taxi Drivers in Japan Picking up Ghosts

Barbie.avi Urban Legend

Dead Woman Gives Birth during Burial

Uruguayan Urban Legend: Luz Mala

Serial Killer of the Day: Robert Berdella

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Dropping Loads Episode 127: Weed Exchange Rate

In this episode, Milky returns from his visit to the homeland only to be questioned about weed by SPJ and Pouch. SPJ reveals that he's been working on #PretzelMania, while Pouch is more interested in introducing SPJ's new character. 

Pouch here. And we're back to your regularly scheduled Semi-Permanent. It seems the absence really gave us a lot to talk about and we were having a ton of fun. Hope it reflects in the episode. Intro/outro: Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax. 

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Florida Man to Stare at Ted Cruz's Mouth for 2 Hours

UK McDonald's and KFC Bans Unaccompanied Teenagers Under 18

Fat Penguins Walking on Treadmills

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Dropping Loads Episode 126: Enhance the Experience

In this episode, Pouch welcomes back former Semi-Permanent, Random Guy Serge for a one-time return to the microphone. Pouch reminisces on RGS's time with DLP and wonders if he would ever use a blow-up sex doll. RGS defends himself against allegations of hating everything. 

Pouch here. Milky and Paco are out of town again. Rather than do another solo episode, I brought back good friend and former Semi-Permanent Random Guy Serge. Unfortunately, I didn't have use of Milky Way Studios, so there were definitely some technical difficulties in this episode. Normally, my perfectionism would have made me question whether or not I should release this episode, but I said, "Fuck it." Intro/outro: Eminem - Without Me

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Florida Teen Somehow Opens Up Medical Practice and Plays Doctor

Actor had to Replace Two Fingers with Toes

Man uses Blow-up Doll as Scarecrow

MasterCard to Utilize Selifies as ID

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Dropping Loads Episode 125: Sneak a Sniff

In this episode, Ness is becoming a Metal God. Pouch confesses that he has a deviated septum, while Ness confesses that he is a compulsive sniffer. 

Pouch here. We got back on track after last week's terrible offering and it seems that Ness had a lot to say on this week's Metal Ness. Next week Milky and Paco are out of town, so I will have a very special guest for next week's episode. Intro/outro: At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul. 

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Florida Man Charged for Chucking an Alligator into a Wendy's

A Town in Slovenia Wants to Build a Beer Fountain

Sake-flavored Kit Kat

Spanish Government Didn't Come into Work for 6 Years

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At the Gates - 5 out of 5 Devil Horns

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Dropping Loads Episode 124: Florida Man

In this episode, Pouch is once again hosting the podcast all by his lonesome. He tries and fails to do a commentary for the Florida Man documentary. He despises the documentary crew's boom mic operator. (Warning: this episode will not serve as a commentary track for the documentary.) 

Pouch here. Yeah, the boys couldn't get it together this week, so instead, I tried my hand at a commentary track. Turns out, while I'm silently watching the movie (which doesn't work on a podcast), I tend to make a LOT of strange noises. Mostly wheezing. Therefore, although the movie was 50 minutes, I ended up cutting the episode down to only 37 minutes. So no, it's not a commentary track. However, you can hear my first reactions to the movie. It's not good. Forgive me. 

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