Dropping Loads

Dropping Loads Episode 84: I Don't Bleed from my Ass

In this episode, SPJ professes his love for Mia Khalifa and intends to start a cuddling business to end all cuddling businesses. Milky is invested in the idea of the Teenage Mutant Maxi Pad Turtles. Pouch is unsure if April Fool's Day has affected the news.  

This episode had some serious audio issues. My track, unfortunately, had static playing underneath my voice all throughout. I attempted to eliminate it using the fancy schmancy gadgets in Adobe Audition, but it severely affected the quality of my track. Hopefully, you can push through it. The episode is pretty awesome. SPJ really brought it. Intro/outro: NWA - Straight Outta Compton. 

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Florida Man Orders Water at Drive-Thru, Jacks Off

Radioactive Maxi Pads

Service offering Cuddles

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Dropping Loads Episode 83: The Cheese or the Tree

In this episode, Paco returns to barely catch the boys up on recent events, but still manages to scare the bejesus out of Milky and Pouch in a new cannibal edition of Paco's Tacos. Pouch can't seem to get any legitimate news stories. Celebrate National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day, April 2nd!

Paco returns after a couple month hiatus. Still reeling over the success of the Mia Khalifa episode, I unintentionally phone it in with obviously fake articles. I relied far too much on Paco. Gotta admit, she delivered. Intro/Outro: Danzig - Possession. 

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Florida Man Bounds and Gags Iguana, Tries to Sell Dem Bitches

Woman Fucks Tree Named Tim, Wants to Marry it

Kid Wakes from Coma, Addicted to Cheese and Cursing

Bill in Nevada Aiming to Give Animals Weed

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 82: ¿Donde esta el Metal, Pouch? Featuring Mia Khalifa

In this episode, newly promoted Semi-Permanent, Ness returns to introduce his new Metal Ness segment focusing on news in the Metal world. The boys welcome Pornhub sensation Mia Khalif to talk about her early life, her career, and her favorite movies.  

Ness has only been on the podcast twice and he's already brought us our biggest guest yet! We've been in the planning stages of this interview for the past couple months, but we never really set a date, so it never really went beyond the planning stages... until two weeks ago when I got a text to get my shit in gear to record two days later. I thought I was prepared, but clearly I wasn't. I was a nervous wreck. Hopefully, it doesn't translate on the podcast. Intro/outro: Iron Maiden - The Trooper.

Metal Ness

Mick Thomson of Slipknot gets Stabbed in Head by Brother - Verdict: Metal

Bruce Dickinson Diagnosed with Tongue Cancer, Expected to Recover - Verdict: Metal as fuck

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Dropping Loads Episode 81: I Get to Dis Pimpin' When Dis Pimpin' is Ready

In this episode, SPJ returns and shares his dream of being a voice model and new voice of Siri. Milky wants to help SPJ achieve his dream. SPJ continues preaching the pimp by reviewing the Citizen Kane of pimp movies, Boss'n Up in the newest Semi-Plot. 

I know it seems we don't have a plan... because we really don't. We have ONE very cool thing coming up, but otherwise, we plan this shit on a weekly basis and it eventually comes together last minute. This is from a group of guys who wrote and produced an entire sketch is about 24 hours. Intro/outro: Drake - Started from the Bottom

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Florida Man Rewarded with Obituary Stating Batman killed Him

Florida Woman Shits Her Pants, God Almighty

Florida Man Documentary Exists

Amateur Action Star Sits on Toilet, Bathroom Explodes

Pretentious Art Teacher Changes Name to Alphabet

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Dropping Loads Episode 80: Space Racists

In this episode, the boys welcome their friend Ness, an editor at Bang Bros. Ness implores you to pay for porn as well as defends JJ Abrams' vision of Star Wars. Pouch really wants to meet a kangaroo. Milky discovers his origins in a new documentary. 

We've been circling our good friend Ness for a quite some time. Despite the fact that he'd be following SPJ, we managed to persuade him. He and Milky's sense of humor is nearly identical, so it was only natural that he came on. Keep in mind that this beast was recorded over two weeks ago, so it may be outdated. Intro/Outro - Alestorm - Drink. 

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Florida Man to Tell All about his Sexual Relationship with a Dolphin

The Super Bitch Got Her Cable Bill

Kangaroo at Mickey D's

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Dropping Loads Episode 79: Pimp Space Nine

In this episode, Super Pimp Jon asks us if we know what he's sayin', as he preaches on American Pimp. Milky doesn't believe in faking a romantic partner. Pouch might have pimp DNA. 

We knew you wanted him, so we went ahead and unleashed SPJ back onto the world to spread the way of the pimp and farmer porn. This episode is a bit dated because we recorded this about a week ago as the opposed to the 3 or 4 day turnaround that we're used to. Schedules have been very difficult to work out as of late. We have so much cool shit on the way. I know I say that every time now, but it's true! It's all cumming!

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Florida Man wants to Kill us All

New Site Offers to Service to Fake a Girlfriend/Boyfriend

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Dropping Loads Episode 78: I Don't Like Tentacle Porn

In this episode, after a three month hiatus, Paco is welcomed back, in which she shares a story of nearly stabbing a South Beach douchebag. Pouch denies any involvement with tentacles. Milky is committed to the story of Winnie the Puto, the psychopath of The Hundred Acre Wood. 

Pouch here. We knew you guys missed Paco, but we wanted to try out some new meat before we delved back into our regulars. She's been out of the loop for quite some time, so it was fun catching up with her on the podcast. Of course, another rousing edition of Paco's Tacos. Intro/Outro: Limp Bizkit - Nookie

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Florida Couple Found Fucking on Top of Car in Car Dealership

Florida Hospital Missed a Minor Impersonating Doctor

True Love Tester Bra

Paco's Tacos

Moving, Fashion-conscious Mannequins of New Hamburg, New York

Haunted Mirror of Myrtles Plantation

Winnie the Puto and the Mellified Man

Serial of the Day: Mary Bell

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Dropping Loads Episode 77: The Intentionally Blue Podcast Featuring Kevin Bartini

In this episode, the DLP boys welcome comedian Kevin Bartini. Milky isn't quite fazed by a grandma sex toy party. Pouch doesn't like the Ant-Man teaser to the teaser. The boys learn that with friends like Kevin, you don't need enemies. Check out Kevin's new comedy album on January 13, at kevinbartini.com. 

Pouch here. We've got some cool stuff planned so far and it starts now! Kevin Bartini is a comedian known for warming up the crowd for shows like the Daily Show and Colbert Report. He's a very cool guy, so be sure to check him out at KevinBatini.com. His comedy album, the Unintentionally White Album drops on January 13th, so pick that up when you get a chance. Also, check out his podcast, the Movie Preview Review Podcast. 

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Florida Man Pissed Over Grandma Sex Toy Party Dream

Florida Couple Trapped in Closet with Shit

CIA Admits that They Cause More than Half of the UFO Sightings in the 50's and 60's

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Dropping Loads Episode 76: HXC Featuring El Movie Master

In this episode, the DLP boys close out 2014 with a good friend and collaborator, El Movie Master, aka Vest Guy. Milky and El Movie Master duel with their bad impressions. The boys play a new game for Loads of FUN featuring quotes from Canada's sweetheart, Jim Carrey. 

Pouch here. 2014 was pretty sweet to us. We've had a decent amount of triumphs and gained a ton of friends along the way. I wish I could list all of you, but I feel like I'd forget somebody, so I'd rather not do that. You guys know who you are. Celebrate with us as we brings our good friend El Movie Master on our podcast for the first time. We've collaborated on a couple of movies reviews in the past, so it was to bring him into the studio to sit and chat. Intro/Outro - Tripping Daisy - About the Movies. 

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Florida Bitch Slaps Grandma over Facebook

McDonald's Fucked up and this Guy Wanted to Fuck them up

Man Wakes up, Thinks he's Wallman... Can Speak French

Stop the Gay Margarine

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Dropping Loads Episode 75: Hype Train Don't Stop

In this episode, the boys conclude the reboot presequel trilogy of the SPJ epic. SP Jon pitches a new lucrative property known as Wallman, leaving Pouch and Milky in utter confusion. On a new edition of Semi-Plot, SP Jon reviews Jack Reacharound. 

Pouch here. I never expected I'd get that much backlash from my fuck-up. I've made mistakes before and I've went back and fact-checked to make sure that I was correct. Most times I am, but people make mistakes. We've never been called out on fucking up before, so this was a new experience. SP J made sure to close out this trilogy with bang with the creation of Wallman. Listen up, as with the last episode, I had a momentary lapse of testosterone and began giggling like a little girl. Intro/outro - Quad City DJ's - C'Mon N' Ride It (The Train)

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Florida College Hires Hot Chicks and Strippers to Trick Idiots to Enroll

Wallman is Born in a Yardhouse Restaurant

Hypnotist Ninja Thief

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