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Dropping Loads Episode 69: Passion of Potassium

In this episode, Pouch and Milky break the emergency glass and bring back SP Jon to go full auto on the news. The boys answer the one and only question received from their one and only fan for #askdlp. SP Jon lectures the boys on crimes of potassium passion and Kush the Cat. 

This episode was a bit of a departure from our regular episode format. Not only is it one of our shortest, but we actually had a bit of focus despite their attempts to go off on a tangent. It may or may not be the same after this episode. In our first rousing round of #askdlp, we answer a question from the wonderful Henno. The question elicits such profound and philosophical musings from us and we can't seem to stray away. Either way, enjoy this fun episode in which Jon once again takes over the podcast. Intro/Outro: Garibaldi - Banana

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Cherries Waffles Tennis Visits Jupiter because it's Poppin'

Kush the Cat Goes Apeshit

Florida Woman Jerks off on Motorcycle

In a Crime of Potassium Passion, Connecticut Man Breaks into Gas Station to Eat Banana

Guy Cums onto Desk and Coffee to Get Co-worker's Attention

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Dropping Loads Episode 67: Your Move, Chief featuring Lance Manion

In this episode, Lance Manion returns, determined to offend everybody. Pouch is intimidated by Lance's anger, while Milky gets upset about an able-bodied man who identifies as a disabled man. The guys eulogize the great Robin Williams. 

Over 10 episodes later, Lance Manion is back and as usual, he's armed to the teeth with inflammatory remarks. When he and Milky get together, it's difficult not to gasp in fear at the shit they say, but he always makes us laugh and that's why we love having this dude on. Also, forgive us for getting serious for a bit, Mr. Robin Williams really deserved it. Intro/Outro: Robin Williams and Bobby Ferrin - Come Together.

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Florida Woman Determined to have Nice, Clean Shaven Pussy

Florida Man Goes to Wal-Mart to Fuck Some Diapers Up

Teenager Lives in Wal-Mart for a Few Days

Asshole WANTS to be Confined to a Wheelchair

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Dropping Loads Episode 65: Pimp Daddy Longlegs

In this episode, SP Jon returns to inform us of the Don Francisco Promise and his rule over the Twitter game. Milky is upset about the police's questionable attempt at gathering evidence, while Pouch explains the rules regarding a poster giveaway. 

This episode was just DOMINATED by Jon that I almost didn't remember if Milky and I were even on it. He had us floored for the majority of the episode. This is all from someone who was slightly apprehensive for not having anything to talk about. In the end, I don't think we will ever get tired of him. 

Okay, on to the First Look Guardians of the Galaxy mini-poster giveaway. We will be featuring a secret phrase in the next episode. If you want the poster, you will have to listen to the podcast and listen for it. It will be made obvious. Once you hear it, write it down and e-mail us at Droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com with the subject "Guardians of the Galaxy Poster Giveaway." After that episode drops, you will have a month to enter. If all goes according to plan, you will have until September 10th to email us the phrase. All submissions must be emailed by 5PM EST. Your email will be entered into a drawing and the winner will be revealed on the episode premiering that week. After the episode drops, we will email you back for the your address. Simple, right? Anyway, here's that poster that you'll vying for. 

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Florida Serial Breast Pump Thief

Dumbass Seattle Man Burns Down House Trying to Kill a Spider

KKK Gives Out Candy to Recruit Members

Florida Man Does Some Good, Brings Some Justice to a Fucking Pervert

Police were Going to Force Kid to Have Boner to Gather Evidence for Child Porn Charges

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Dropping Loads Episode 64: Swag Refinement

In this episode, Pouch recounts a tale of tranny hookers and ensures that Semi-Permanent Jon is there when he's not, while Random Guy Serge and Milky discuss the World Cup. Pouch and Milky talk about the 17-minute First Look of Guardians of the Galaxy. 

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Sincerest apologies for the audio issues this episode. Things weren't quite working out with RGS's microphone and as a result, Milky and my tracks needed to be tweeked to compensate for Serge's. We've had a decent streak with audio lately and it sucks that we have to end it with a relatively good episode. Paco was out of town for this one, so we got the opportunity to bring out one of our favorite semi-permanents back. 

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Florida Woman Puts Cocaine in Foil up her Pussy

Florida Woman Gets Really Drunk

Florida Women Wants to Fuck and is Willing to Fight for it

Crazy Soccer Fan Wants to Sell House, Wife, and Child to Keep a Goalkeeper

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Dropping Loads Episode 63: Are You Going to Touch My Feet or Not?

In this episode, Pouch shares a story about his feet and a stranger. Milky gets upset about a young Floridian joy rider and maintains his obsession with the World Cup. Paco brings some more Tacos, but Pouch attempts to steal her segment.

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We had another friend of ours scheduled to come in, but unfortunately, he cancelled last minute causing us to change what we had planned and bring in Paco. I'm sure you guys are sick of Paco by now, huh? Well, things happen and hopefully we can get him on next time. We've been having to force ourselves to rein it in as we've been having some long episodes. Trust me, I had some more planned, but when we have two relatively long segments going in each episode, it's not easy to keep all of it within the time constraints. We like the slimmed down version of this pod. An hour to two hours was simply too long. Intro/outro - Parry Gripp - Raining Tacos

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Florida Man Drives Drunk, Eats Chicken Wing, Hits Tree

Florida Man Puts Crack in His Ass Crack

Marlen Doll, Porn Star, Offers 16 Hour Sex Marathon if Chile Won and Delivers

Florida Boy Takes School Bus, Goes on Joy Ride, and Pisses Milky off

Paco's Tacos

Porn of the Dead

The Texas Vibrator Massacre

Japanese Women Lives in Guy's Closet for Year, Pisses in Sink

Guy Dies in Train Crash, Phone Calls Everyone

Serial Killer of the Day: Issei Sagawa

Pouch's Tacos

Overtoun Bridge, Dog Suicides

Oakville Washington, Blobs

Pilot Frederick Valentich, His Disappearance

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Dropping Loads Episode 62: Massive Dump

In this episode, Paco brings tales of drunken mishaps, one of which Pouch utterly dismisses. Milky is embarrassed with his encounter with John Carpenter. Pouch brings some more Loads of FUN, while Paco returns with some tasty Tacos. 

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Another longer-than-usual episode. We just had A LOT to cover and we, unfortunately, had to cut a decent amount out because we got pretty enveloped by all the May-Hem talk. The original file was about an hour and a half, but I managed to shave off about 10 minutes or so. You're welcome. I'm also not particularly happy with the way this week's Loads of FUN came out. I really need to think on some tie-breakers that will ensure this type of discrepancy doesn't happen again. Intro/outro - Parry Gripp - Crunchy Taco

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Florida Woman Somehow Shoots a Fucking Missile into Car

Florida Man Goes Apeshit and Fails to Unscrew Lightbulb from Porch

Dude Somehow Forces 40 Bags of Heroin in his Belly Button

Nice Story about a High School who Gives Money to Custodian to Visit Daughter in Italy

Loads of FUN:

Cryptid or Not?

Paco's Tacos

Raining Meat

Preserved Dead Dudes Found in Lake after Melted

Guy Asks to be Propped Up at His Own Wake, Looks Like He's Chillin'

Freddy Jackson Picture

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Dropping Loads Episode 60: BabaFumay

In this episode, Dorkie breaks his podcasting cherry to discuss the purpose of the handlebar located in the public restroom. Pouch introduces a brand new game for Loads of FUN. Milky aims to transform himself for the urban population. The boys discuss the new Batsuit and Justice League. 

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Desiring some more variety in the mix and realizing that we had other friends who were actually funny, we decided to bring Dorkie around. On top of that, I randomly got hit with some creativity and decided to make my very first game. I didn't have a name for it at the time as the concept is a little convoluted for a catchy name, but I'm happy with the way it turned out and I hope you will be too. Intro/Outro: Powerglove - Power Rangers

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Florida Woman Goes Apeshit, Sets Car on Fire because She Couldn't Get Her McFlurry

Serial Pooper Causes Quite a Ruckus with the Overly Polite Townsfolk

Naked Asshole, High on Embalming Fluid, Dances on Street 

Conservative Hipster Douchebag Compares Gays to Objects

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Villainous Loads

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Dropping Loads Episode 58: International Dildo

In this episode, Paco recalls her awkward encounter with Eliza Dushku. Milky denounces 20th Century Fox's Quicksilver and Michael Bay's TMNT. Pouch grieves about their failed movie screening. 

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So yeah, our screening failed, but you'll hear all about it on this episode. I figured that if we're going to bitch and moan about this, we should bring on Paco who was pretty vital to our little project. In the end, she probably ended up getting the majority of those 23 tickets sold. Also, home shows can be refreshing. Paco doesn't quite require the scheduling that our other semi-permanents need, so it's much easier. Well, I've got nothing else to say. Intro/Outro: Missy Elliott - Toyz

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Florida Woman Plays Naked Godzilla and Wrecks Burger King

Woman Commits Grand Theft with Pussy

Crazy Motherfucker Eating Tobacco and Glass on Child's Unicycle

Guys can now Jerk Off with Portable Masturbater

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Dropping Loads Episode 57: Legit

In this episode, Jon wows us with his analysis of legitimacy and stresses the difference between his definition of Banger and Miley Cyrus's. Pouch provides a commentary on Disney's A Goofy Movie. Pouch and Milky recap their adventures at MegaCon 2014. 

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With all that's been happening regarding our screening of Legends of the Knight, I nearly forgot about recording an episode. Despite the fact that it was rushed, it turned into a pretty good episode, due in large part to our great semi-permanent Jon. It's our first outing, so we've been focusing heavily on the promotion and obviously, not doing a good job at that. Intro/Outro: Miley Cyrus (Featuring Britney Spears) - (SMS) Bangerz

Please consider coming to our very first screening. If we do not get 65 confirmed attendees by the 16th of April, the event will not occur.

Here is all the relevant information: 

What: Legends of the Knight Screening

Where: AMC Aventura 24, 19501 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL

When: April 23rd, but we need at least 65 tickets by April 16th

How: Go to Tugg.com and purchase tickets before April 16th

How much: $11, the price of a regular movie ticket

Why: To help spread the message of this documentary and raise money for LifeNet4Families

Please don't forget that proceeds from this event will be going to a great charity that aims to feed poverty-stricken families, called LifeNet4Families. 

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Florida Witch Starts Casting Some Sort of Fucking Curse at Dunkin' Donuts

Utah Witch Starts Casting Some Sort of Fucking Curse at Her Ex-Boyfriend's House

Creepy Clown Publicity Stunt in Staten Island

Coolass Taco Bell President Denies Canada Breakfast Menu until They Take Justin Bieber Back

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Dropping Loads Episode 56: Swishy featuring John Dayton of The Weekly Train Wreck

In this episode, the boys bring in John Dayton of The Weekly Train Wreck, where he falls for a thrift store thief. Milky wishes for a world free of the intergluteal cleft, while Pouch defends its honor. The guys pitch a new fashion podcast about jeans and shoes. 

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After the unfortunate collapse of the 76th Street Network, I figured that we should try to maintain strong ties to the podcasting community that we love. Yeah, yeah. I know we shouldn't have taken them for granted and actually had them on when the network was going strong. We always talked about it, but we never actually pursued until after the fall and I regret that. But regardless, now we have another prominent figure of the 76th Street Network, John Dayton of John Dayton's Smartass Podcast and The Weekly Train Wreck. We talk podcasting and 76th Street Network drama. Check him out at The Weekly Train Wreck, where they speak with awesome musicians and discuss weird news. Intro/Outro: Ben Folds - Ass Crack Bandit.

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Florida Man Eats Some Money

Dumbass Non-Floridian Gets Lost in Sewers for 2 Days because of $20

Swishy Man Prances Around in G-String, Batman Cape and Cowl

Ass Cracks Galore at Magic: the Gathering Tournament and the Man who Sought to Expose Them

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