Episodes
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 171: Lechita
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
Sunday Feb 12, 2017
In this episode, Milky suspects that something is wrong with Paco. Pouch was almost picked up by some older ladies. Milky explains the benefits of intimacy with an elderly woman.
Pouch here. Paco managed to sit in on one episode right before heading to Uruguay with Milky. However, Paco was acting very fucking weird. As for my plans while they're in Uruguay, expect a one week hiatus at some point and then a solo pod by me. Sorry, folks. Doing what I can while Milky is in a different country. Intro/outro: Church of Misery - Son of A Gun (David Berkowitz).
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Hater App Coming to Fucking Bring People Together Mutual Dislikes
Fucking Hot Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Selling for almost $100,000
A Fucking Roach was Found in Lady’s Head
Paco's Tacos
9 Haunted Roads In South Florida That Will Make You Piss Yourself
Serial Killer of the Day: David Berkowitz - The Son of Sam
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 170: Cocaine Holiday
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
Sunday Feb 05, 2017
In this episode, Ness returns and although he's never committed any of the crimes discussed herein, he has some pointers. Milky and Ness have a very SPOILER-filled discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's Split. Pouch is still paranoid about the Bootyhole Senpai.
Pouch here. We almost didn't have Ness on, but through some serendipity, he came on! So be thankful! The guys felt the need to talk about the movie Split in lieu of a Metal Ness. It'll be back. Enjoy it in the meantime. Intro/outro: Journey - Don't Stop Believing.
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Guy Tries to Smuggle 24 Gallons of Fucking Moonshine as Water
Zoo Wants Female Orangutans to Fuck, has Them Choose Mate via Tablet
Stitches Gets Arrested for being a Fucking Stupid, Confident Person
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, and Returns to Fucking Gamble
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 169: Sweet Meat
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
Sunday Jan 29, 2017
In this episode, SPJ returns to preach the brilliance of Baller Blockin and review Chode One. Pouch is weirded out by a co-worker. Milky thinks that Fred Dorst is a snitch.
Pouch here. SPJ is back. We lost a fantastic episode while attempting to record. We'll briefly explain it in the episode. We had a lot of energy and we obviously missed SPJ if we recorded twice and each time, it was fucking hysterical. Unfortunately, you will never hear the lost 5 minutes of the first episode we attempted to record that day. Intro/outro: Minnesota - Lil Yachty
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Someone tried to Smuggle 3,000 Fucking Pounds of Weed Disguised as Watermelons
Man has the World's Largest Dick, 19 Fucking Inches
Road Covered in Skittles, Meant to Feed our Fucking Cattle
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Jan 22, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 168: I'm Just Hangry
Sunday Jan 22, 2017
Sunday Jan 22, 2017
In this episode, Paco acts out strangely because she's hangry. Milky discovers the most amusing cops around. Pouch admits he's never spoken to a baby.
Pouch here. Paco hasn't been on in a bit and it seems like it's really affected her because she's acting very strange. I wasn't afraid to point out when she was acting weird. Listen in and see if she's as weird as I thought she was being. Intro/outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
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Girl Will Not Give Up Her Fucking Chicken McNuggets
Fire Department had to Free a Man from a Fucking Wall
Lady Can't Get Swiss Citizenship because Everyone in her Village Fucking Hates Her
Paco's Tacos
People Describe Their Scariest Family Secrets
Serial Killer of the Day: Long Island Serial Killer
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Jan 15, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 167: The Bidet Story
Sunday Jan 15, 2017
Sunday Jan 15, 2017
In this episode, Ness returns to regale us on his encounter with a Metal God. Pouch watches the LGBT channel, LOGO. Milky knows a lot about bidets.
Pouch here. Ness is back after about a month off and it looks like he's been sitting on a great story for a while. Listen in to see which Metal God he got to hang out with. Intro/outro: Tongo - Chop Suey.
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Tokyo Fucking Installs Smartphone Wipes in the Bathroom
A Fucking Tarantula Kills and Eats a Snake
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Sunday Jan 08, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 166: Save Me, YahBoy!
Sunday Jan 08, 2017
Sunday Jan 08, 2017
In this episode, SPJ brings us a new grand mystery about having sex on the Great Wall of China. Pouch wants to get SPJ to the Players Ball. Yahboy language takes over.
Milky here. This was our first podcast recording of the year, and it was a blast. It's always a blast when SPJ stops by to regale us with tales of pimpage, mysteries, and swag. For some odd reason, we decided to spend some time talking about celebrities in this episode. Hopefully, we don't bore everyone with our lack of pop culture knowledge. Enjoy! Intro/Outro: Nekrogoblikon - Nekrogoblikon
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Canadian Punches a Fucking Cougar to Save his Dog
Dumbass Tries to Fucking Sell Plastic Bag with Weed
Azealia Banks Practices Fucking Brujeria
Shit We Mentioned
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Sunday Jan 01, 2017
Dropping Loads Episode 165: Blood Magic
Sunday Jan 01, 2017
Sunday Jan 01, 2017
In this episode, Paco goes through every type of extreme emotion. Milky is certain something bad will happen. The guys remember Carrie Fisher.
Pouch here. Happy New Year, folks. We recorded this episode the day that Carrie Fisher died and we were in mourning. So, expect us to be particularly sad during the first half of the episode. We'll miss you, Carrie Fisher. Thanks for helping make our childhoods that much better. Intro/Outro: John Williams - Princess Leia's Theme (from Star Wars [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack])
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Santa Gives Out Candy Canes in a Bank and then Fucking Robs it
Snoop Dogg was Somebody’s Fucking Secret Santa
Paco's Tacos
Pouch's Fajitas: 10+ Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents
People Describe Creepy Experiences as Kids They Still Can't Explain
Serial Killer of the Day: Juana Barraza - La Mataviejitas
Shit We Mentioned
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Wednesday Dec 28, 2016
Dropping Loads Presents: The Don Francisco Promise Historia
Wednesday Dec 28, 2016
Wednesday Dec 28, 2016
From the revered Super Pimp and honored practitioner, Semi-Permanent Jon discovers the ancient runes from which he translates the scholarly text that make up the history of the Don Francisco Promise. Become learned in the blessed Historia of the Don Francisco Promise as we journey from primordial beginnings to modern times. This is a work of factual fiction, orated by the great SPJ.
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Dropping Loads Episode 164: Dat Jew Hate
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
In this episode, Gad returns and he's very impressed with Rogue One. Pouch reflects on 2016. Milky just wants the cops to pay for his car window if they break it.
Pouch here. Who knew we'd end the year off with Gad? We tried to get another Semi-Permanent, but unfortunately, the one we had in mind was far too busy because of Christmas... so we had to bring in a ringer again. Thanks for 2016, guys. We'll see you in 2017. Intro/Outro: Michael Giacchino - Hope (from the original soundtrack of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story).
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Guy Gets Fucking Stabbed Twice Within Hours
Cops Break into a Car because They Thought that an Old Woman had Fucking Frozen to Death
Two Chicks Chuck a Few Fucking Dildos at an Armed Burglar
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Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Dropping Loads Episode 163: Koalas Got Gonorrhea
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
In this episode, SPJ lectures us on the mechanics of slanging dicks. Pouch reports on his time in Dallas. The guys continue their ongoing debate on threesomes.
Pouch here. Glad to be back after a week off. I had a lot of fun recording this episode, so I hope it shows. Someone please let us know what your rules on threesomes are, because we need to settle this debate. Also, don't forget that the Don Francisco Promise Historia will be released here on December 28th, 2016. Intro/outro: The Polyphonic Spree - Sonic Bloom.
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Australian Man Punches a fucking Kangaroo in the Face
Company Looking for a fucking Emoji Translator
Fucking Great Rich Dude Pays for All Layaway Items at Walmart
Shit We Mentioned
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